fact: a jeep makes you 100x hotter

(Source: seersucked, via longlivepreppy)

— 2 days ago with 705 notes

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

(via crunchier)

— 2 days ago with 172007 notes

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via nutrifitblr)

— 2 days ago with 778546 notes

fivefoottwoandbulletproof:

“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”

(via jamesrawlinson)

— 2 days ago with 342681 notes

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via yelled)

— 2 days ago with 187526 notes

okaymad:

people that keep saying they look fat just so others tell them they don’t

image

(via yelled)

— 2 days ago with 15188 notes

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via yelled)

— 3 days ago with 363344 notes
"I want a relationship where they know of us, but nothing about us."
(via dontsteponmyjz)

Yes

(Source: kushandwizdom, via inthecutt)

— 4 days ago with 17656 notes
teenandroid:

"i don’t think i can go to school today mom i don’t feel well"

teenandroid:

"i don’t think i can go to school today mom i don’t feel well"

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties, via inthecutt)

— 4 days ago with 11099 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via yelled)

— 4 days ago with 211010 notes

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh, via yelled)

— 4 days ago with 675458 notes

What was I thinking

— 1 week ago

followmetoecstacy21:

saddeer:

fartpiss:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

this place is called Lucky Puppy and its in Maybee Michigan and you should all go look and like their facebook page because it will 100% cheer you up forever

my dog stayed here there are tvs in the dogs’ rooms

found where my wedding reception will be held

(via this--too--shall--pass)

— 1 week ago with 151551 notes